5:20 Funnies — Boudreaux Wants A Link Of Boudin
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Boudreaux asks a store clerk, 'In what aisle could I find the boudin?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Cajun?'
Boudreaux (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.
But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had a asked for German Bratwurst,
would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog.
would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco,
would you ask if I was Mexican?'
'If I asked for some Irish whiskey,
would you ask if I was Irish?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'
With deep self-righteous indignation, Boudreaux says,
'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Cajun because I asked for boudin?'
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot!"