Beer Company Offering $1 Million For Anyone That Captures Bigfoot
According to the company's website, it's offering the million bucks (paid in 25 thousand a year installments) for anyone who can non-violently grab the beast. "Bigfoot has to be alive and breathing folks, with no wounds," the site says. "No guns/knives/boxing gloves/nets/etc, only sugar or sweets to lure him in."
Olympia beer's website even boasts a handy "Submit Capture Report" for all would-be sasquatch hunters.