Burglar Accused of Skinning and Eating Cat!
If you got past that title without getting a tad squeamish then you get bonus points.
Some weirdo in Phoenix named Russell Christopher Hofstad was arrested after police say he skinned and ate a cat while camping inside a warehouse and music venue.
The building's owner called police to report a burglary after the warehouse was opened and music was heard blaring from it.
What was found inside after police arrived made everyone a little confused. Hofstad was found with his face painted and the cat's tail and intestine around his neck.
Hofstad told police that he ate the cat because he was hungry. Oh, and he was going to use the skeleton for party decorations.
The cat man was arrested on suspicion of burglary and animal cruelty.
Wow, get that wacko off the streets!