Rap music and wrapping presents, two of my least favorite things. I must admit I liked MC Hammer and a lot of the tunes he made back in the day. I have no love at all for the tradition of wrapping Christmas gifts. I know the anticipation of tearing open the paper on Christmas morning is worth the trouble, NOT!


Most of the time the gifts I give get hidden in the back of the tree so as not to spoil the beauty of our great ceremonial bush. The good thing about not being able to wrap gifts is I never have to put who it is from on the tag. My trademark crappy wrapping is my own holiday signature.

I found this musical tribute to people like me online and thought, "there are probably a lot of people who can appreciate this". Enjoy my friends and good luck figuring out what your kids did with the scotch tape.