This is a new low in bad customer service. An online company actually fines a customer for writing a bad review. Take this as a lesson, you should read those terms and agreements before you decide to do business with anybody.
Google has applied for a patent that would allow them to develop a tattoo that can also be used as a lie detector. The hours of endless fun we could have with such a device is only soured by the fact that somebody might slap one of those tattoos on us.
It's amazing the things some people will do to be able to hear their favorite radio station. Would you plug a wire into your body to get a better signal? One man did and his reception improved greatly.