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This woman is 100%, completely serious y’all. Donna, a resident from Fargo, North Dakota, is appalled that the government would direct deer to cross in such high-traffic areas.

Heads up! I love it when things go wrong on live t.v. Not that enjoy others misery, I just love it because it makes things real. Take this video for example. This guy is giving a pregame report, and out of nowhere, BAM! A football to the face...

WOW, thank God this guy wasn’t driving! This guy was arrested for public intoxication outside of Shamrock’s bar in Humble, Texas.

That a way to get your name in the paper, Pizza Hut! Seems like the pizza giant is offering free pizza for life to anyone who asks the presidential candidates whether they prefer "sausage or pepperoni" on their pizza.

We all fall short of the glory from time to time.

Blake Shelton has his very first Christmas out in stores today. It's called Cheers, It's Christmas. The disc features a few guests too from the likes of Miranda Lambert and Reba to Michael Bublé to Blake's very own mother!

Remember that scene (see below) in 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' where Butch lays dynamite around the safe, but uses a bit too much and it blows up the entire train car and money flies around everywhere? This is like that, only in Germany and on Monday.

Oakley Barrett was recently sent an invitation to speak to a group of experts at a local housing council in Northampton, U.K. Seems he won't be able to pull it off.

I have twin cousins that to this day I still can't figure out which one is which. I can't imagine how confusing it would be to try to remember quadruplets' names!

Criminals continually find new ways to amaze. This story is both funny and amazingly stupid.

A couple of years ago I had this great idea of starting my Christmas shopping early, like in March. And that one year I finally decided to start shopping early found me scoring a great deal on some Reggie Bush Saints shirts for my brothers. I was off to a smashing start with my shopping list -- until a few weeks later Reggie got traded to the Miami Dolphins!

If Roger Goodell won't let Jonathan Vilma play in the NFL this year, then Roger Goodell can't eat at Jonathan Vilma's restaurant. Well, that's the story in a nutshell.

I'll be honest, I never tried using a fake I.D. when I was youngster. But if I did use one I would actually have had a picture of me on it, not a cartoon character! Apparently the latter could work!!

Good thing for people like 24-year-old Thomas Phillips of Houma, our What Were They Smoking? segment never has a shortage of substance.

Flavor Flav, America's favorite over-sized-clock-wearing rapper/reality TV star, made some noise recently. The noise was actually kind of funny -- and on an airplane's loud speaker.

I think if you don't have a good sense of humor you will never make it out alive! Former UL Ragin' Cajun and current Chicago Bear Charles "Peanut" Tillman obviously has a pretty good sense of humor.

If you happen to have almost $4 million burning a hole in your pocket, you could own a piece of British history: Apethorpe Hall in Northamptonshire, England is for sale. And while the sprawling mansion with 48 rooms is fit for a king, it has one little drawback: there are no bathrooms.

Yes, it's a slow news day. Happy National Dance Like a Chicken Day! Just don't let Popeye's catch you and wanna fry you up!

Jill's iPhone Today is National Pig in a Blanket Day! For those of you who might not know, a pig in a blanket is a little hot dog, Vienna sausage, or breakfast sausage wrapped in biscuit dough or a pancake and baked. It is a delicious, little treat. Great for kids or as an appetizer at a cocktail party.