Funny News

Since there's no football right now, some professional football players are just enjoying the R&R (see Reggie Bush). And then there's cool cats like Chad Ochocinco..or Johnson..or whatever he calls himself these days. He's been trying to keep food on the table! No Ramen noodles for that dude!

We thought we had every angle of Osama Bin Laden's death covered until we found out that good friend of the Bruce & Kennel Club Show, Sebastian from Little Mermaid, done did a song! Enjoy the bubbly goodness here:

His real name is not "Useless" but that is what he was called as a child (nickname).  By the way, that was the answer for the Crazy Quiz Monday (May 2nd).  So if you're a Rowdy Friend..go get you some points!  On the other hand, what is one thing that you should really get rid of- because it is completely useless...

What a great way to begin my weekend!  Love me some good Youtube videos..and thought I'd share a laugh with you on Friday's.  If you have a great youtube video you'd like to share with me..please do!

I'm sure there's been some interesting thievery stories involving Wal-Mart but this is top drawer for me. A man dressed in a cow suit walked in to a busy Stafford, Virginia Wally World and jacked 26 gallons of milk! Now that is udderly shocking! (Ba-Zing) Even better he tried crawling out of the store as if he were imitating a cow. Nah, that won't garner any attention?!

As you know we are always making new Wild Friends..Today we welcomed Hailey Artezone!  She perfomed like a true "WildLife" and got some Wildlife Energy Drinks and Shots, by the way, they are really good and you can check out WildLifeEnergy...

When I found out that our very own Bruce Mikells took some line dancing classes, I had to take some myself!  I was determined that I wouldn't hurt my knee like

First it happened at an Applebee's in Michigan and now it's happened again at an Olive Garden in Florida: KIDS SERVED LIQUOR! You may have heard the first story about the 15-month-old being accidentally served a margarita instead of apple juice. The new occurrence in Lakeland, Florida involved an ordered orange juice getting accidentally replaced with a "Tropical Sangria"!

As amazing as she is a "singer" one can only imagine how TOTALLY WICKEDLY AWESOME she'll be as a basketball player. Yep, Brittany Spears was selected by my beloved Phoenix Mercury of the WNBA in the second round of yesterday's WNBA Draft.

You're at Walmart..You are this lady..What are you going to choose?  What is she looking at?  What is she thinking about?  Add Your Caption

Do ya'll remember a week or so ago me telling you how you could submit your AFLAC duck audition online? Gosh, I hope this isn't any of you.

Normally Baseball players say, "Batter Up."  But this professional Baseball player doesn't really need to say that..He practices his swing by using (drum roll) yes a piece of Bubble Gum!  So I guess he'll be saying "Bubble Up"

My question to you is: What would you love to put in your apartment or house that would make it the "PAD"?  No money constraints, just dreams?

If you watched Good Morning America yesterday morning you no doubt saw a great story about dogs looking and being guilty. Unfortunately for the pooches they were caught on tape.