Which makes it harder to sleep? A snoring person next to you or solitary mosquito buzzing in the darkness? Since there are no laws against killing mosquitoes we will tell you how to do that. The snoring thing, you're on your own.
To my new friend from the fair city of Gordo Alabama I hope you will find yourself along the parade route at some time during your stay here in town. Drink a beer, catch some beads, laugh out loud and be in the moment. It's a moment you can't capture anywhere but here.
If there is a Heaven then there has got to be a Hell. I believe that here on Earth there are at least 5 things that would make Hell seem like a vacation. Give a quick look and see if these things infuriate you as much as they do me.