Monday night in picturesque North Stonington, Connecticut found a couple of love birds a little too deep in the proverbial "bottle". 40-year-old Brandi Fein and her 58-year-old boyfriend David Abbot had a little too much fun then couldn't decide who was less inebriated to drive! Fisticuffs broke out, witnesses heard Brandi utter the phrase "if you can drive better, let's see it", cops were called, all the key elements to making a great What Were They Smoking story. Double DUIs later, the couple lives happily ever after...with ankle bracelets.

Enjoy the entire recollection of the fun and frivolity from the Burlington Free Press.