Six-year-old beauty queen Alana Thompson is no stranger to fans of TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras, and on Wednesday, the beauty pageant show's breakout star got her moment to shine with the premiere of her spinoff Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Ok, I'll be the first to admit that I didn't know who Honey Boo Boo Child was until I started seeing the 5,000 promos a day for her new TV show  And so far, in an informal poll around the office, the show is a train wreck, and so is she and her family. But in case you missed the premier episode this week, here are the top quotes from the show.

Just my opinion, but this is as close to child exploitation as we'll ever see without someone actually getting arrested. Disgraceful.