"Give the dog a bath", those words always strike fear into my heart and pain into my lower back when ever my wife says them to me. I don't mind giving our dog Cotton, the world's dumbest dog, a bath. He is a Maltese and pretty easy to slosh around the tub.

Like most dogs Cotton has a certain degree of uncertainty about getting into the bathtub. He starts to shiver and shake even when the water is warm. I guess when you're small and stuck in a tub it can be pretty scary. For example, check out this cute guy. He is already set for the rising water and there isn't even a drop in the tub.

I guess dogs just know when things are about to get really wet. I could have shown you video of giving a cat a bath but that would be too much blood for even me to look at.