Exercise bikes, diet books, generic baskets of stuff you'd never in a million years use....these top my list of "What NOT to Give For Christmas"- Or for that matter, stuff I don't want to GET either!

Behind every horrible gift misfire, you'll find that sentiment. Swept up by the holiday frenzy, confused by all the options, shoppers seize upon exactly the wrong things. The poor suckers often don't snap out of their delusional state until the gift is opened -- and the expression on the recipients' faces makes it clear that what the giver thought was "da bomb" is actually a bomb.

Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time is not an excuse!!! Fa la la la la, ya'll!