Facebook Statuses That Will Get You “Likes”

Can you believe that over half of the United States has a Facebook Page! If I had seen the movie about the Facebook founder guy I would have never supported Facebook. The movie kind of made him out to look like a jerk don't you think? So anyway, You are own Facebook and you want "the status that everyone finds funny, clever, creative and likes! Well here you go, consider it a gift from me and the folks that actually thought up the statuses. I just copied them like I did with my advanced math tests in high school. What you're surprised by that revelation? I am a disc jockey not a rocket scientist, there is a reason!