If you have ever been to the doctor you know that some of the terms they use are crazy.  Sometimes we have to ask ourselves, " What in the world does he mean!"  Look no further.  Here are the funniest medical terms and their redneck definitions.

My mom's friend sent this to her in an email, and she sent it to me.  I had to share!  I laughed out loud every time I read this.  Please enjoy!

Note: These are not real explanations of these words.  It is simply a parody.

 

Artery
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The study of paintings
Bacteria
-
Back door to cafeteria
Barium
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What doctors do when patients die
Benign
-
What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section
-
A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan
-
Searching for Kitty
Cauterize
-
Made eye contact with her
Colic
-
A sheep dog
Coma
-
A punctuation mark
Dilate
-
To live long
Enema
-
Not a friend
Fester
-
Quicker than someone else
Fibula
-
A small lie
Impotent
-
Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain
-
Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff
-
A Doctor's cane
Morbid
-
A higher offer
Nitrates
-
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node
-
I knew it
Outpatient
-
A person who has fainted
Pelvis
-
Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative
-
A letter carrier
Recovery Room
-
Place to do upholstery
Rectum
-
Nearly killed him
Secretion
-
Hiding something
Seizure
-
Roman Emperor
Tablet
-
A small table
Terminal Illness
-
Getting sick at the airport
Tumor
-
One plus one more
Urine
-
Opposite of you're out

Which one made you laugh the most?