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Funniest Medical Terms and their Redneck Definitions

If you have ever been to the doctor you know that some of the terms they use are crazy.  Sometimes we have to ask ourselves, ” What in the world does he mean!”  Look no further.  Here are the funniest medical terms and their redneck definitions.

My mom’s friend sent this to her in an email, and she sent it to me.  I had to share!  I laughed out loud every time I read this.  Please enjoy!

Note: These are not real explanations of these words.  It is simply a parody.


The study of paintings
Back door to cafeteria
What doctors do when patients die
What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section
A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan
Searching for Kitty
Made eye contact with her
A sheep dog
A punctuation mark
To live long
Not a friend
Quicker than someone else
A small lie
Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain
Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff
A Doctor’s cane
A higher offer
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
I knew it
A person who has fainted
Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative
A letter carrier
Recovery Room
Place to do upholstery
Nearly killed him
Hiding something
Roman Emperor
A small table
Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the airport
One plus one more
Opposite of you’re out

Which one made you laugh the most?

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