Funniest Medical Terms and their Redneck Definitions
If you have ever been to the doctor you know that some of the terms they use are crazy. Sometimes we have to ask ourselves, " What in the world does he mean!" Look no further. Here are the funniest medical terms and their redneck definitions.
My mom's friend sent this to her in an email, and she sent it to me. I had to share! I laughed out loud every time I read this. Please enjoy!
Note: These are not real explanations of these words. It is simply a parody.
Artery | - | The study of paintings |
Bacteria | - | Back door to cafeteria |
Barium | - | What doctors do when patients die |
Benign | - | What you be, after you be eight |
Caesarean Section | - | A neighborhood in Rome |
Cat scan | - | Searching for Kitty |
Cauterize | - | Made eye contact with her |
Colic | - | A sheep dog |
Coma | - | A punctuation mark |
Dilate | - | To live long |
Enema | - | Not a friend |
Fester | - | Quicker than someone else |
Fibula | - | A small lie |
Impotent | - | Distinguished, well known |
Labor Pain | - | Getting hurt at work |
Medical Staff | - | A Doctor's cane |
Morbid | - | A higher offer |
Nitrates | - | Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days |
Node | - | I knew it |
Outpatient | - | A person who has fainted |
Pelvis | - | Second cousin to Elvis |
Post Operative | - | A letter carrier |
Recovery Room | - | Place to do upholstery |
Rectum | - | Nearly killed him |
Secretion | - | Hiding something |
Seizure | - | Roman Emperor |
Tablet | - | A small table |
Terminal Illness | - | Getting sick at the airport |
Tumor | - | One plus one more |
Urine | - | Opposite of you're out |
Which one made you laugh the most?