Gary Busey Tweets That Would Make Great Fortune Cookies

Twitter is probably my favorite form of social media. It's quick, to the point, and people don't have nearly enough room to whine like they do on Facebook. Twitter is also a challenge because it requires the writer to be witty and clever in less than 140 characters.

Among our favorite Twitter feeds to follow besides our own @973thedawg. We suggest you follow Blake Shelton. He does get a lot naughty from time to time but it's Blake and it's always fun. Then Brett Eldredge is another great follow. He's pretty funny too.

While we love these guys, they are nowhere near the planet that Gary Busey tweets from. Gary is currently a pitch man for Amazon on TV and was once thought of as pretty serious actor. I first came to know of his talents in The Buddy Holly Story. Then Gary had a bad motorcycle wreck and let's just say his career took a different path.

The folks at E! News just put out a list of 10 Gary Busey Tweets that Would Make Great Fortune Cookies. You can see all ten at the E! News site. Here were some of our favorites.

"When you are on the ground jump high, you'll hit the sky and bounce back to the ground."

Perhaps Gary should be wearing a helmet when he jumps.

"The worst thing you can ever eat is the left foot of a right footed mountain turtle."

I don't know whether this is life advice or dining advice.

"When you smell like part of your hamburger it tastes better."

Now comes the difficult decision of what part of the burger I should smell like .

As you can see Gary Busey is a man with a mind that operates differently that yours and mine. I am not saying that's bad in any way. I love these quotes and I hope you'll go check out the rest of them on the E! News website. By the way if you'd like to follow Gary on Twitter his official handle is  @TheGaryBusey.  He is also putting together a calendar of his "Busyisms" which are quite unique in their own Gary Busey Way.