Goat Engaged To Beautiful Blonde
I just don’t understand it? Hugh Hefner is about as attractive as dryer lint yet these beautiful women seem to be attracted to him like moths to a flame. Ladies what do you make of this? Are we talking gold digger or true love? As a hopeless romantic I hope it is love, the kind of love Anna Nicole had for that cadaver she married, the kind of love that any of the last three wives had for Kelsey Grammer, the kind of love that Oprah has for Twinkies.
“I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve. When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas in memory.”
It is a heart warming story, really it is. I hope it last until death do they part, which in Hef’s case could be early next month. I’m sorry Lord I apologize I shouldn’t have even thought that. Read on Gossip Mongers, you know you want to.