As a guy I feel like I can say this on behalf of my gender and still keep my man card, Guys do some stupid things to impress girls. Well it's not that we do stupid things it's just that we have a different view of how we look to the rest of the world. That is why a man is never concerned about how his butt looks in a pair of jeans or if he should make a seventh trip to the buffet line.

Guys are simple creatures. The great Jeff Foxworthy summed up our basic needs quite eloquently. We want a beer and to see something nekkid. Yes, I do mean nekkid that means you aren't wearing clothes and you are up to something.

Now that you have a better understanding of us men. Let's meet your soulmate. This guy is a perfect example of how every man feels about himself. He might not show it in public but if we are honest fellows, this is probably more closer to true than it isn't.