Attention guys whose significant other has dragged him to one of the many crappy Twilight movies, have we got a deal for you!

We've got a hold of the folks who made the new Breaking Dawn Part 1 movie and got them to make it a little more "guy friendly".

"It's flatulently good!" raves one reviewer from some publication we've never heard of.

"I was 'relieved' of all my inhibitions about this movie!" chimes in one lucky guy who got to see the premiere in L.A. yesterday.

Here you go fellas, hear for yourself what's in store for you when you take the honey to the theater.