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Ice Cream Hangover

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You’re probably thinking, “What the heck?!” 

Well, I mean exactly that, an ice cream hangover. A close friend of mine came up with some pretty sound logic.

Ladies, when a fella breaks your heart you slip into what is commonly known as an “ice cream hangover”.

How this works is:

1. Heartbreak leads to an overdose of chocolate, ice cream, and chick-flicks with your “bff”.

2. After a couple of weeks of mourning and dwelling on your loss, you notice the few extra pounds you’ve put on due to the sweets and lack of motivation to do anything.

3. You join a gym, work your tail off to get back into that itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie-yellow-polka-dotted bikini, to impress that next man on your radar.

So, is it safe to assume that most single women at the gym are on an ice cream hangover?

Hopefully, this guy you’re with or perusing is the one that doesn’t lead to another hangover.

Maybe we’re just being guys here, so please tell us if we’re wrong!

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