My years in broadcasting have taught me at least one thing. People who commit crimes are dumb as posts. Submitted for your approval the case of Stephen Daniel, a lower life form who decided that robbing a gas station was a great way to earn extra cash. If you take one look at Stephen's mugshot, you probably aren't thinking Captain of the Quiz Bowl team. What's even funnier is this jack wagon didn't even notice the uniformed police Lieutenant that was standing right behind him in the check out line.

You can even hear some of the store patrons laughing when our unsuspecting suspect turns around and walks right into the waiting arms of the long arm of the law. Busted.