Got an aggressive dog and don't wanna face a lawsuit when she hauls off and bites the neighbor's kid on the leg? You, my friend, are in luck. Just buy Ole Red a Duck Bill Dog Muzzle!

As you can see, it will restrict any unwanted random nips or public mauling. Although strange, it looks pretty practical...if you don't mind your pup walking around looking like a duck. It comes in several shades of humiliation as well. You can get your very own here, but be warned, it's in Japanese.