Let Me Rip One ! Bruce’s Dilemma of the Day [Video]

If the late Leslie Nielsen was here he'd laugh at that headline too. I am not talking about ripping one as in the passing of gas. I am discussing the unfortunate truth of  using paper towels. Why is it that when you need a full paper towel and you carefully tear along the perforation you usually wind  up with only half a paper towel?

Yes, I realize there are much bigger problems in the world but I don't think you want my feeble mind tackling those. In case you aren't a child of the 70's the Two out of Three Aint Bad I was referencing along with Meat Loaf, you can watch that after you've finished with me and my paper towels.

One other odd thought, between me in the top video and Meat Loaf in the video below this story is featuring two very unattractive humans, but he can sing and I, well I can, uh, I can sit quietly in the truck while you finish watching.