A 32-year-old Polish man was trying to be a good house husband and do some chores. Ironing to be exact. Sure hope he pays more attention next time and doesn't try answering the iron instead of the phone!

Yep, you read correctly -- a guy ironed his face!

Tomas Paczkowski said, "Women are always going on about multi-tasking, so I set up the iron, opened a beer and put the boxing on the telly." However, he admitted, "I got so involved in the boxing that...when the phone rang I picked up the iron by mistake and pressed it to my ear. The pain was incredible."

Adding injury to, well, injury, Paczkowski also gave himself a black eye when he smashed into his bathroom door to try to run cold water over his burned ear.

No word on the extent of all his injuries.