Did you hear what happened to Martha Stewart the other night? She got jacked up by her wee little puppy!

As I leaned down to whisper goodbye to a dozing Francesca, I must have startled her, because she bolted upright with such force that she hit me in the face like a boxing glove hitting an opponent’s face.  I was entirely startled and my neck snapped back.  I felt a bit of whiplash as blood gushed forth from my split lip.

Where's the love man?!?

(via: The Official Martha Stewart Blog - The Martha Blog.)