OK, I must confess, I did not watch the Miss America pageant this past Saturday night. (Well, I watched the swimsuit portion but I digress.)

However, I did get a hold of some audio that was spewn out of the mouth of Miss Iowa, Mariah Cary, during the Q&A segment of the show. It was not as much as an epic fail as Miss South Carolina a few years ago, but it was just as stupid sounding.

The question had to do with the recent legalization of marijuana in Colorado and Washington and whether she thought this was the right direction for our country to OK the use of this drug.

Contradictory hilarity ensued.

Doh! And her name is Mariah Cary!?!