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NBA Finals: Dallas Wins, Star Disappears, Lebron Has How Many Toes?

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The National Basketball Association season has finally come to an end for this year. It seem the season lasted an extra three months because of the summertime shenanigans of LeBron James and his big announcement to move to Miami. Well even the addition of King James couldn’t help the Heat overcome Dirk Nowitzki and the Dallas Mavericks when all was said and done. The only thing missing? Where was Dirk when the game ended?

The emotional leader of the Mavericks had to step inside the locker room because the moment was just too much for him to take. Nowitzki has suffered a lot at the hands of critics over the years. He has been called soft and a choke artist but this season and this championship series he was the man. Imagine how you would feel having finally reached the top of the mountain after being told by so many that you didn’t have what it took to get there.

The other story that was getting ink before the game actually got started was a report that LeBron James not only has a big mouth, an over inflated view of himself and unique way of making even casual fans dislike him, he also has six toes. You can look at this picture and count for yourself if you want too.

Don’t let your eyes deceive you, he really does just have 5 toes. A fact that was confirmed by several trusted sports reporters who have the credentials to count all the way to five.

So the season is over, congratulations to the Mavericks, the team I was secretly pulling for. I say secretly because I really don’t have much of a taste for basketball and especially basketball players that believe they are God’s gift to the game.To be truthful I was more so pulling agains Miami than for Dallas, does that make me a bad sports fan?

Good luck again next year LeBron, keep those comparisons with Michael Jordan coming I can use the laughter in my life.

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