Sure, you can be a sucker and wrap your hot dogs in bacon, but now, thanks to the geniuses at Oscar Mayer, you can just get hot dogs MADE WITH BACON!

"No one knows bacon like Oscar Mayer," Jared Baker, director of Oscar Mayer hot dogs, said in a statement. "We know Americans love bacon, and we know they love hot dogs, so it seemed like the perfect time for us to introduce our first hot dog made with bacon."

They'll be hitting the shelves this week, just in time for Memorial Day. I think my mind is exploding right now as I'm typing this story.