In this article I become one with Dr. Phil. Literally you can click on this narrative and see a complete picture of what Dr. Phil and I would look like if were thrown together in a really bloody, yet awesome, car wreck. You can also see my 5 Red Flags for what is wrong with your relationship. I think Dr. Phil would be proud of me. Then he would sue me but that's an article for another time. Go ahead, you know you want to see the picture.