If there was a video of this story, it would have 100 million views! 29-year-old Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas was driving her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am late Sunday afternoon when she lost control and plowed into a guy's mobile home.

She proceeded to get out of the car -- without any pants on!

Noticing that her Pontiac was totaled, she plotted a getaway. That's when she spotted a kid's battery-powered Power Wheels truck. She attempted to make a slow speed getaway but that didn't quite work out too well.

She was quickly arrested and lo and behold she was drunk. (Shocking, we know!) Her blood-alcohol level was .217, almost three times the legal limit. She's facing several charges.