You can file this story under "Shut Up and Take My Money!"

We've all seen those fancy chocolate fountains, right? Well, now there's a spinoff of this party favorite that is a tad less classy but exponentially more righteous.

Hidden Valley has just started selling a ranch dressing fountain.

Um, so yeah, bring on the carrot sticks and pizza crusts.

It can hold two pounds of ranch dressing and according to the Hidden Valley folks it's "the ultimate dip dispensing party companion." (Well that and your drunk Uncle Joey.)

If you just can't stand it and insist on getting your little hands on one of these fancy contraptions, it'll set you back $100. However, for that low low price, you also get 12 large bottles of ranch dressing. What a deal!