The life of crime is a choice made by the stupid and the electable. If you can't get elected to be a criminal then you have to go about the old fashioned way. That should mean countless hours of staking out your potential target. Knowing the lay of the land around your mark. Making sure that the guy standing next to you in line isn't an armed policeman. You'd think that last thing would be one of the first things a would be robber would check for but not in this case. Watch as hilarity and legality ensue.