Our What Were They Smokin' segment highlights the lowlights from across the country and the world of people doing stupid things. Then sometimes, we don't have to get out of our backyard to find these whackos.

On Saturday night, 38-year-old Kareem Collins of Slidell called 911 with an emergency. He demanded immediate assistance because he "needed a woman"!

Yep, that's textbook abuse of the 911 system. So, the dispatcher got his name and ran it through the system.

Well, wouldn't you know that Kareem is an unregistered sex offender?! Turns out he just moved to Slidell from nearby New Orleans and had not notified police.

Police went to his house and quickly arrested him.

Collins has been a sex offender since 1997 when he was convicted of sexual battery.