Brad Paisley nailed it in his hit song Alcohol. He has a lyric that states that alcohol has been helping white people dance. There is something about the effects of booze on the brain that suddenly gives even the most Caucasian among us a distorted view of rhythm and cool.

It's a good thing we can only see ourselves from the inside and never have to view what the rest of the world has to see. I hate to break it to you but most of us look like these two cool cats from the Lawrence Welk show when hit the dance floor. I bet you can't watch the whole thing without cringing. I hope this video will stick with you through out the upcoming holiday and festival season. I hope you will remember friends don't let friends dance drunk, or dance at all when wearing a shiny costume.