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	<title>97.3 The Dawg &#187; beer</title>
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		<title>World Face Pulling Championship [Video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 13:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce Mikells</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You think that face you see in the mirror is scary? Check out these professional face makers.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You think that face you see in the mirror is scary? Check out these professional face makers.</p>
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		<title>Miller Lite 12-Ounce Bottle Gets New Look</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 12:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jude Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you like doing 12-ounce curls with a beverage called Miller Lite, then you&#8217;ll notice a change soon. The bottle is getting a re-design which will hit your favorite store cooler this summer. The new bottle is still brown with a blue label, but with an entirely new shape. The top of the bottle is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you like doing 12-ounce curls with a beverage called Miller Lite, then you'll notice a change soon. The bottle is <a href="http://shopping.yahoo.com/news/miller-lite-is-changing-the-look-of-its-12-ounce-glass-bottle--234629401.html">getting a re-design</a> which will hit your favorite store cooler this summer.</p>
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		<title>Anheuser-Busch Getting Sued For Watering Down Beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 11:02:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jude Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People all across America united yesterday in filing a class-action lawsuit against beer giant Anheuser-Busch for watering down their beer. It was actually a group of people in California, New Jersey and Pennsylvania, but if proved true, I want a slice of the pie. I sure have given that company enough of my hard-earned money! [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People all across America united yesterday in <a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_22672951/lawsuits-accuse-anheuser-busch-watering-down-its-beers">filing a class-action lawsuit</a> against beer giant <a href="http://anheuser-busch.com/">Anheuser-Busch</a> for watering down their beer. It was actually a group of people in California, New Jersey and Pennsylvania, but if proved true, I want a slice of the pie. I sure have given that company enough of my hard-earned money!</p>
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		<title>Why Barack Obama&#039;s Healthcare Plan Owes You A Beer</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/why-barack-obamas-healthcare-plan-owes-you-a-beer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 11:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce Mikells</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is why I believe the Presidents Affordable Healthcare Act should mean beer for every American. Even those who can't afford a beer. It's his plan but our interpretation.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here is why I believe the Presidents Affordable Healthcare Act should mean beer for every American. Even those who can't afford a beer. It's his plan but our interpretation.</p>
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		<title>DIY Home Brew System Lets Even the Chemistry-Challenged Brew Beer at Home</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/brew-beer-at-home/</link>
		<comments>http://973thedawg.com/brew-beer-at-home/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 03:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The art of home brewing can be a challenging process, as it involves a bit more chemistry than most of us are willing to endure to catch a good old fashion beer buzz after work. Until now, that is.Former Popular Science photographer John Carnett has taken some of the science out of making beer at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The art of home brewing can be a challenging process, as it involves a bit more chemistry than most of us are willing to endure to catch a good old fashion beer buzz after work. Until now, that is.</p>
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		<title>Russia Finally Admits That Beer is an Alcoholic Beverage</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/russia-declares-beer-alcohol/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 07:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There has been some speculation, throughout the years, that drinking booze can lead to intoxication, or even alcoholism. Because of this, Russia has finally decided to officially declare beer an alcoholic beverage as a means of keeping their citizens from turning into full-blown boozehounds. Like us Americans. I mean they didn&#8217;t say it was because [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There has been some speculation, throughout the years, that drinking booze can lead to intoxication, or even alcoholism. Because of this, Russia has finally decided to <a href="http://www.livescience.com/25934-beer-alcohol-russia.html" target="_blank">officially declare beer an alcoholic beverage</a> as a means of keeping their citizens from turning into full-blown boozehounds. Like us Americans. I mean they didn't say it was because of us, but it's a good bet.</p>
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		<title>Three Beers for Drinking, Two Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/christmas-beer-gifts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 08:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tis&#8217; the season for sucking on candy canes until they could be classified as a prison shank. It&#8217;s also the season for getting way too drunk on Christmas cheer at the company holiday Christmas party. That next morning can be a little awkward, so remember: nothing says &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry for grabbing your wife&#8217;s Christmas hams&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tis’ the season for sucking on candy canes until they could be classified as a prison shank. It's also the season for getting <em>way</em> too drunk on Christmas cheer at the company holiday Christmas party.</p>
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		<title>10 Disgusting Beers You Should Never, Ever Try</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/disgusting-beers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2012 06:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jim Lee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When we decided to do a list of the 10 worst beers ever, we were kind of excited &#8212; drinking on the job sounds like an awesome idea. Then we spent the next two days sampling every beer we've ever heard was kind of gross. You have to give us some credit for our serious [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When we decided to do a list of the 10 worst beers ever, we were kind of excited -- drinking on the job sounds like an awesome idea. Then we spent the next two days sampling every beer we&#039;ve ever heard was kind of gross. You</p>
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		<title>Stadium Beverages A Ripoff? [Video]</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/stadium-beverages-a-ripoff-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 10:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce Mikells</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The biggest complaint that most of us have about getting a beer at the game? The price.  Is a bigger beer really a better value? Let's see!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The biggest complaint that most of us have about getting a beer at the game? The price.  Is a bigger beer really a better value? Let's see!</p>
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		<title>Have Your Pizza and Drink It Too With This Pizza Beer</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/have-your-pizza-and-drink-it-too-with-this-pizza-beer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 14:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[SOLD. There is no better way to spend National Pizza Month than by drinking mass quantities of craft beer and committing unspeakable acts with, well, beer and pizza. Now, before you guys go humping the pepperoni off of that large pie that you just had delivered, you should know that the unspeakable acts that we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SOLD.</p>
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		<title>American Samoa Corrections Officers Allow Inmates to Go on Beer Runs</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/american-samoa-corrections-officers-allow-inmates-to-go-on-beer-runs/</link>
		<comments>http://973thedawg.com/american-samoa-corrections-officers-allow-inmates-to-go-on-beer-runs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 11:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jude Walker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[American Samoa has one jail. The rules are evidently pretty lax there. Two corrections officers there are suspected of allowing inmates to leave to go on beer and food runs. Officers Fiti Aina and Rocky Tua were charged with aiding the escape of a prisoner, permitting escape and public servant acceding to corruption. A search [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>American Samoa has one jail. The rules are evidently pretty lax there. Two corrections officers there are suspected of allowing inmates to leave to <a href="http://ww2.cox.com/myconnection/arizona/today/news/strange/article.cox?moduleType=apNews&amp;articleId=DA1LKU302">go on beer and food runs</a>.</p>
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		<title>Aussie Beer Ad Has A Unique Twist [Video]</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/aussie-beer-ad-has-a-unique-twist-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2012 11:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce Mikells</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are these men running? How are they able to run so fast and not spill their beer? It's a secret that will be revealed when you watch this video.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why are these men running? How are they able to run so fast and not spill their beer? It's a secret that will be revealed when you watch this video.</p>
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		<title>Brewpocalypse: Is it Safe to Drink Beer After A Nuclear Explosion?</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/brewpocalypse-is-it-safe-to-drink-beer-after-a-nuclear-explosion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2012 03:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paranoid alcoholics all over the world have likely wondered, at one time or another, exactly how a Hiroshima-sized nuclear explosion would affect the beer supply in a post-apocalyptic civilization. We have, too. Interestingly enough, in 1955 the U.S. government brushed upon the subject of booze after the bomb in Operation: Teapot; a study that used [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paranoid alcoholics all over the world have likely wondered, at one time or another, exactly how a Hiroshima-sized nuclear explosion would affect the beer supply in a post-apocalyptic civilization. We have, too.</p>
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		<title>Beer Muscles Are a Real Thing Now, Says Science</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/beer-muscles-are-a-real-thing-now-says-science/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2012 23:18:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There have been countless naysayers throughout the years guilty of spewing out health-nut, anti-beer propaganda in hopes of convincing a society of two-fisted boozehounds that a drinker’s lifestyle is detrimental to his health. However, an ambitious and heroic team of Japanese scientists has recently concluded that all of that “beer is bad for you” business [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There have been countless naysayers throughout the years guilty of spewing out health-nut, anti-beer propaganda in hopes of convincing a society of two-fisted boozehounds that a drinker’s lifestyle is detrimental to his health.</p>
<p>However, an ambitious and heroic team of <a class="vt-p" href="http://www.medicaldaily.com/articles/12353/20120926/beer-keeps-muscles-strong-youd-need-drink.htm" target="_blank">Japanese scientists</a> has recently concluded that all of that “beer is bad for you” business is for feeble-bodied weaklings, as their research indicates that a steady regimen of good old-fashioned beer drinking can actually keep muscles strong.</p>
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		<title>Here&#039;s A Picture Of A Baby Doing A Keg Stand [Pic]</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/heres-a-picture-of-a-baby-doing-a-keg-stand-pic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2012 18:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Well Dat Don't Make No Sense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ASU]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the &#8220;Why did you think this was ok?&#8221; department comes this picture out of Arizona State showing some grown men helping what looks to be a 2 or 3 year old do a keg stand. Now, it could be argued that it&#8217;s just an inappropriate photo opp and that the toddler never actually drank [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the "Why did you think this was ok?" department comes this picture out of<a href="http://asuhaweb-na.asu.edu/www/"> Arizona State</a> showing some grown men helping what looks to be a 2 or 3 year old do a keg stand.</p>
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		<title>5 Banned Commercials That Only We Dare To Show You [Video]</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/5-banned-commercials-that-only-we-dare-to-show-you-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 10:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce Mikells</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can't believe the horror and the explicit raunchiness, but enough about America's Got Talent. Here are 5 commercials that were banned from the public airwaves. See if you can figure out why.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can't believe the horror and the explicit raunchiness, but enough about America's Got Talent. Here are 5 commercials that were banned from the public airwaves. See if you can figure out why.</p>
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		<title>Columbian Beer Makers Fight for the Right to Rip Off The Simpsons</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/columbian-beer-makers-fight-for-the-right-to-rip-off-the-simpsons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 09:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What started out as a novel idea has turned into a corporate tug of war, as two Columbian brothers are now deep in the trenches of a legal battle with 20th Century Fox for the right to brew beer inspired by the hit television series ‘The Simpsons.’ The original idea for the beer was a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What started out as a novel idea has turned into a corporate tug of war, as two Columbian brothers are now deep in the trenches of a legal battle with 20th Century Fox for the right to brew beer inspired by the hit television series ‘The Simpsons.’</p>
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		<title>How to Open a Bottle of Beer With a Pen [Video]</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/how-to-open-a-bottle-of-beer-with-a-pen-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2012 20:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jude Walker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Good News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[opener]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After reading this title, I bet you&#8217;re thinking to yourself, &#8220;Jude Walker, you are a real American hero!&#8221; Yes, you are welcome my friend. If you&#8217;re stuck at the camp and can&#8217;t find a bottle opener, consider your problem solved.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After reading this title, I bet you're thinking to yourself, "Jude Walker, you are a real American hero!"</p>
<p>Yes, you are welcome my friend.</p>
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		<title>Self-Chilling Beer Can Would Win Nobel Prize</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/self-chilling-beer-can/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2012 07:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have three words that will change the way you drink – self-chilling can. No, this is not some sort of medical breakthrough to help ease those hemorrhoidal flare ups, or even to remedy the aftermath from a long night of consuming cheap beer, spicy food and more cheap beer. Actually, the self-chilling can is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have three words that will change the way you drink – self-chilling can.</p>
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		<title>Baseball Fan Catches Foul Ball in Beer [Video]</title>
		<link>http://973thedawg.com/baseball-fan-catches-foul-ball-in-beer-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 11:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jude Walker</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, Bruce Mikells brought you a bit of a painful foul ball catching video. In case you missed it, check it out here. After you finish cringing (more so if you&#8217;re a guy), watch today&#8217;s happier foul ball catching video. It is from Tuesday night&#8217;s Colorado &#8211; San Diego game. If you don&#8217;t have your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday, Bruce Mikells brought you a bit of a painful foul ball catching video. In case you missed it, check it out <a href="http://973thedawg.com/foul-ball-takes-out-two-video/">here</a>.</p>
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