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Random Guy Gets Drunk, Declares Himself Eligible For NBA Draft, Gets Response

Joe Student — Sun, 12 May 2013 21:00:39 +0000

When most post-college guys get drunk, they make booty calls; others decide to file for the NBA Draft despite never having played college basketball. That's the case of one Hoboken, N.J. resident who graduated from the University of Miami in 2010. According to his post on Reddit, he decided to declare hims

Why They Celebrated Johnny Cash In Bruce's Hometown Of Starkville Mississippi

Bruce Mikells — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 23:45:21 +0000

"Johnny Cash was arrested in seven places,but he only wrote a song about one of those places". As Chris Logan plays you some Johnny Cash on tonight's Classic Country Saturday Night I submit this little tidbit for your classic country consumption.

Drunk Guy Steals Ambulance and Goes for a Joyride and Also Look How Scary His Face Is

Donald Deane — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 09:30:14 +0000

In the past, we've told you about the liquored up bar brawler who cried for his mommy and an inebriated Norwegian tourist who passed out on an airport conveyor belt. Now comes an intoxicated man who stole an ambulance in the middle of an emergency call and went for a joyride.

Drunken Idiot Ruins Pool Party for Everyone

Mike Adams — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 09:34:17 +0000

If you think your local watering hole gets a little rough at times, imagine a bar so out of control that management has to enforce a maximum drink capacity as a means for cutting down on hair pulling, biting and other perils of the drunken idiot.

Drunk Celebrates The Season By Dancing, Sort Of [Video]

Bruce Mikells — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 09:44:57 +0000

The holiday season's festive atmosphere lends itself to enjoying a cocktail or glass of wine with friends and family. It also means you can get pretty drunk, pretty quick.

Intoxicated Fan Falls But Saves The Last Drop [Video]

Bruce Mikells — Sun, 21 Oct 2012 13:11:06 +0000

That awkward moment when you're drunk and gravity isn't, ahhh such is the life of a sports fan.

Man Arrested For DUI — On a Bulldozer

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 01:00:04 +0000

His beer wasn't the only thing that was flat. Where does a drunk man on a bulldozer stop for a DUI checkpoint? Anywhere he wants to!

Drunk Guy Passes Out on Airport Conveyor Belt, Gets X-Rayed

Jo Pincushion — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 07:30:03 +0000

Save your amateur “funny drunk pass out” stories — this one will top them all. A drunk Norwegian tourist couldn’t handle his alcohol in Italy’s busiest airport, resulting in a hilarious case of drunken nap time. This 36-year-old tourist was attempting to check in for a flight, but there was no attendant at the desk. While waiting for [...]

Man Arrested After Claiming to Have Killed Off 100 Beers and Work for the CIA

Mike Adams — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 17:43:58 +0000

Last weekend, police in Florida arrested Bradley Pope after he claimed to be a “covert CIA agent”who had just killed off 100 beers. According to the arrest report, police were called because someone found Pope and his lady friend swimming naked in their pool. By the time officers arrived, the two had not only desecrated [...]

Cheapskate Tries to Escape Bar Tab By Cutting a Hole in the Wall

Danny Gallagher — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 11:30:51 +0000

Some guys will do anything to get out of paying their bar tab. They’ll change their identities, leave the country, even go into cyrogenic freezing. Destroying private property, however, should never be a viable option. Police in Boulder, Colo. arrested 42-year-old Robert Engles for allegedly trying to get out of paying his bar tab by [...]

Major Brawl Erupts After Man Swims With Dolphins [Video]

Bruce Mikells — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 08:39:42 +0000

It should have been a quiet afternoon, a trip to the oceanarium to view the dolphin show. It was quiet until that drunk guy decided that he wanted to swim with the dolphins too. So what should have been a nice day of family bonding turned into what looks very similar to a fraternity house pool party

Demolition Derby Winner Arrested For DWI During Competition[Video]

Bruce Mikells — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 09:11:21 +0000

You know what a demolition derby is right? It's basically where good ol boys and girls climb into junker cars and try to ram the hell out of other good ol boys and girls in their junker cars. It makes for great fun to watch. To participate one might be inclined to believe the participants are crazy, stupid or drunk. In this case the answer to that ponderance might be yes! David Warner admitted to having a few beers before the competition but didn't think it would matter. After all the object of demolition derby is to hit other cars right? Who can do that better than an intoxicated driver?