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Man Busted for Soliciting a Prostitute…While On His Honeymoon!

Jude Walker — Wed, 15 May 2013 09:51:53 +0000

Last week, 21-year-old Mohammed Ahmed of Lincolnwood, Illinois was with his wife on their honeymoon in Orlando, Florida. While they were there, Mohammed left his wife in the hotel to secretly meet a prostitute!

Woman Stabs Her Boyfriend Then Flings His Prosthetic Leg Into Yard So He Can't Chase Her

Jude Walker — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 10:17:19 +0000

Earlier this week, 48-year-old Michelle Thomas of Greenwood, South Carolina got into a fight with her boyfriend. Things got ugly real quick and she started stabbing him, mostly on his hands as he tried blocking her blows. Michelle then made sure he couldn’t chase her. Turns out that the boyfriend has a prosthetic leg. So [...]

Houma Man Popped For DUI On a Scooter Stolen From Walmart

Jude Walker — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 11:48:12 +0000

Good thing for people like 24-year-old Thomas Phillips of Houma, our What Were They Smoking? segment never has a shortage of substance. Phillips decided it a good idea to steal a motorized scooter from the local Walmart and take it for a “joy ride”. Even better, he brought a friend along for the ride as [...]

Woman Calls Cops When Dealer Doesn't Deliver Weed

Jude Walker — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 09:54:29 +0000

It’s people like New Jersey’s Marsha Wilcox that keep our What Were They Smoking? segment alive and kickin’! The 50-year-old called the cops to tell them she’d been ripped off — in a drug deal. Wilcox called 911 and told the dispatcher that she was robbed. She explained that she had given a drug dealer [...]

Worst Thief Ever Gets Arrested After Passing Out Drunk On the Job

Mike Adams — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 00:47:46 +0000

Drinking on the job is never a good idea, and that goes double when your chosen profession includes illegal activities that can send you to prison. We’re referring, of course, to this Russian dude who was caught having a little post-drinking nap in a woman’s house when he was supposed to be robbing the place. Seriously, it’s just unprofessional.

Opelousas Woman Drops Bag of Weed at Police Station

Jude Walker — Thu, 10 May 2012 10:14:41 +0000

If you stroll into the police station to file a complaint against someone, here’s a tip, don’t bring marijuana! That’s exactly what happened earlier this week in Opelousas. 31-year-old Jernita Williams went to the Opelousas police station to file a complaint against someone but while sitting, a bag of marijuana fell from her clothing. Police [...]

Teen Tries to Rob Cop Inside Police Station

Jude Walker — Wed, 09 May 2012 10:09:33 +0000

You can file this under dumbest criminals of all-time. 18-year-old Keithan Manuel decided it a wise idea to stroll into the Wilmer, Texas police station and attempt to stick-up a police officer! According to Police Chief Victor Kemp the suspect walked into the precinct with a towel wrapped around his hand, pointed it towards their [...]