Food

It is one of the most trying times a parent will ever experience. You are giving yourself and your spouse a break from the same old humdrum homecooked meals you've been eating since the baby was born. You and the family head to your favorite restaurant to enjoy a good meal and a quiet evening. The problem, your child did not get the memo about it being a quiet evening. It's noisy kids and parents who can't control them that has prompted one Pennsylvania restaurant to put an end to the problem before it even begins. Here is what you won't be missing!

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This is South Louisiana and we will fry just about anything. However I don't think I have ever stumbled across this culinary creation. Deep fried Kool-Aid, that's right your favorite drink, now rolled into a ball and cooked to a crispy crunch. Does this sound tasty to you?

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If you weren’t vegetarian before, perhaps it’s time to make the switch. Scientists in Japan have now created a way to synthesize “beef steaks” from human feces. The discovery was made after a Tokyo sewage plant approached scientists, asking them if they could figure out a way to utilize all the sewage sludge lying around.

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It's the end of your meal, the food has been wonderful, the conversation delightful and then the waiter asks the question that is always met with a moment of silence? " Did you save room for dessert?". As a man, I can tell you, I did, I have and I want my dessert. My lovely wife and the other ladies I sometimes have the pleasure of dining with feel differently, at least on the outside.  Inside I know they are screaming bring the chocolate thing and the cheesecake thing and please don't look at me, just let me wallow in the deliciousness. Over dramatic? Maybe, but more true than not true right? Did you know the dessert you choose says a lot about the  person you are? Let's take a look at your sweet tooth and get inside your head. 

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There was a time when only those with a juvenile sense of humor would snicker at the world wiener. Then comes a Congressman with a similar name and he make some serious social networking mistakes. Alas, the innocence is gone from the wonderful word wiener or is it? Thanks to an amazing invention you can now play with your wiener at lunch, at dinner, at cookouts and do it while the whole family or any one on twitter watches!

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A delicious stuffed pork roast or grilled pork loin, now that sounds like Memorial Day heaven to me. Pork for the longest time we have been told you really need to cook it until it is totally done. Is that really true? To me a beef steak taste best when it's a little pink, but what about pork. Is pink pork okay to eat? 

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It's one thing to use government assistance if you really need it to provide for yourself or your family. If you win 2 million dollars in a state lottery you'd think that the food stamps would be among the first things to go. Not if you're a parasite like Leroy Fick, he not only continues using food stamps, he uses them with pride.

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A story from my childhood...When I was 10 years old and baking cookies at my grandmother's house in Ft Worth, Texas, I was in my bathing suit when I pulled the cookie sheet out of the oven. Of course I pulled it back too quickly and ended up burning my stomach. Still have the scar. Not quite naked, but close enough fo me to regret it all these years later!

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A triple double Oreo! Just the words bouncing out of my mouth make me want to dunk my tongue in milk. I do think the Oreo Cookie, much like field peas and pepper sauce, will be feature on God's Buffet in heaven. To think that someone at Nabisco decided to unleash such a cookie on the American taste bud is a reason to celebrate. You think getting Bin Laden was good? Wait until you open your mouth wide around this soon to be legendary classic!

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When I was in middle school and high school I guess it was the cool thing to bring your own lunch to school, right?  Many times I would watch guys and girls not eat the cafeteria food just because their friends weren't eating it.

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