I know that is very disrespectful of me to call Lindsay Lohan a train wreck. Thousands of innocent people have lost their lives in train wrecks and for us to compare the events of their passing to this flaming ball of inflated celebrity gas is just not right. If you lost a loved one in a train wreck I am sorry. If you are Lindsay Lohan you are sorry, but you still make headlines and folks still want to know what your no-talent backside is up to. So here you go, let's all go dumpster diving and find out what Ms Thang is up to now!