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Depressed Gorilla Finds Happiness in Tightrope Walking

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 06:30:33 +0000

We like to think man is a talented species. For starters, we're capable of eating Denny's entire 'Hobbit' menu in 19 minutes flat and dominating in ping pong sans arms. There's no better male ego boost than to reminisce over such accomplishments. It turns out our hairy ancestors are talented too.

Apes Have Midlife Crises Too, They Just Don't Buy Sports Cars

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 02:28:03 +0000

According to a new study, apes suffer from midlife crises, which may provide insight into why humans often have a blue period in their late 40s. University of Warwick economics professor Andrew Oswald had caretakers and other observers assess the well-being of 508 great apes living in zoos and research centers. They discovered that apes also have a pronounced dip [...]

Oops! Two Vasectomies, Three Kids

Bruce Mikells — Tue, 18 Sep 2012 11:58:05 +0000

This is the kind of story that would make the Maury Povich show proud. The TV show that prides itself on telling the story of questionable heritages would love to meet this monkey. A monkey named Conan who resides at Chimp Haven in Keithville Louisiana is once

Drunk Lab Technician Conducts Pantsless Party Experiment With Monkeys

Mike Adams — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:30:14 +0000

There are so many questions you need answered! Were the monkeys drunk? Was the lab tech wearing pants? How is this not already a reality show on Fox?