A guy in Portland, Oregon went to a pet store on Friday afternoon and stole a two-foot-long ball python by sticking it down his pants. Good thing for him that particular breed is not poisonous.
A 34-year-old man went into a grocery store in Cambridge, England last week with the intent of robbing the place. He walked in, told the staff he was robbing the place, and threatened to kill them if they didn't give him any money.
Usually when someone gets arrested for buying a few hundred dollars worth of stuff with a bad credit card it doesn't make headlines. But, when your name is Cherries Waffles Tennis, you better believe we're going to talk about that!
I have never been in the unfortunate situation of being asked to take a breathalyzer test by a member of law enforcement and I hope I never will. However, if I am, I'd like to think I'd be truthfully about my state or just go ahead and take the test.
Our What Were They Smokin' segment highlights the lowlights from across the country and the world of people doing stupid things. Then sometimes, we don't have to get out of our backyard to find these whackos.
On Friday night, a state trooper in Massachusetts saw 37-year-old Troy Prockett of Hudson, Massachusetts swerving like crazy in his Nissan Maxima. Then Troy's Maxima abruptly met up with a snow bank and he got out and fled.
Last week, 34-year-old Rogelio Andaverde of Edinburg, Texas wanted to go out drinking with his buddies. His wife, Marie Hernandez, wanted him to stay home.
A Pennsylvania man who reportedly broke into a couple's home early Thursday morning is accused of making himself at home -- preparing a surf and turf dinner, chilling some vodka, and even making a doggie bag!
Flowers are a wonderful thing to give to your lady. Not sure how great a thing it would be if she found out you got said flowers from a grave site though!
Cops in Dunwoodie, Georgia are on the hunt for a man who stole an $1,800 Maltese puppy from a pet shop. That hunt shouldn't take too long since the thief left his cell phone at the scene of the crime!
If you got past that title without getting a tad squeamish then you get bonus points.
Some weirdo in Phoenix named Russell Christopher Hofstad was arrested after police say he skinned and ate a cat while camping inside a warehouse and music venue.