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Hilarious Security Camera Footage Of The Worst Burglar Ever [Video]

Bruce Mikells — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 08:59:06 +0000

Things could not have gone any worse for this would be burglar. Murphy's Law was in full effect even before the real lawmen have the chance to show up.

Pantsless Woman Wrecks Into Mobile Home, Tries to Get Away In Kid's Battery Operated Truck

Jude Walker — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 12:19:45 +0000

If there was a video of this story, it would have 100 million views! 29-year-old Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas was driving her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am late Sunday afternoon when she lost control and plowed into a guy's mobile home.

Man Arrested After Breaking Into Restaurant, Eating 16 Slices of Pie and Falling Asleep

Joe Student — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 09:02:48 +0000

A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishme

Man Addicted to Stealing TVs Finally Gets Caught

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 07:00:21 +0000

Matthew Colleluori is in LC-deep trouble. The 33-year-old man was arrested Tuesday in Marple, Pennsylvania for stealing not one, not two, not three, not four, but FIVE big-screen TVs from the same Walmart over a six-day period. Perhaps he was thinking about opening his own sports bar. Or starting his Christmas stealing early this year [...]

Amazing Anti-Theft Device Stops Carjacker In His Tracks [Video]

Bruce Mikells — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 11:15:37 +0000

I think the greatest anti-theft device used to come standard on every car made in America. Why did the automakers quit giving us this important safeguard? The answer might shock you.

Bungling Burglars Get Burgled Back [Video]

Bruce Mikells — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 10:02:20 +0000

Those who can, work. Those who can't, steal. Those who steal are dumb as a box of rocks. This video proves the point.

Overzealous Thieves Try to Blow Up ATM, Demolish the Whole Bank Instead

Mike Adams — Fri, 28 Sep 2012 07:16:23 +0000

Remember that scene (see below) in 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' where Butch lays dynamite around the safe, but uses a bit too much and it blows up the entire train car and money flies around everywhere? This is like that, only in Germany and on Monday.

Bumbling Robber Shoots Self In Foot During Bank Heist

Jude Walker — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:49:50 +0000

A bumbling Brazilian would-be robber couldn’t make a clean getaway after attempting to rob a bank in the town of Parana. Oh, this is a good one ya’ll. Here’s how it went down (and wrong). Goons walk into a bank. Some of the goofballs go in to get the dough. One fella is the lookout. [...]

Power Saw – One Sure Way To Beat A Parking Ticket [Video]

Bruce Mikells — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 08:57:43 +0000

In Lafayette we have our share of parking meters downtown but for a quarter I can usually get all of my errands taken care of with out fear of being ticketed. I don’t know how much money the city takes in off of these meters but every little bit adds up. In a city like New [...]

Dumb and Dumber Criminals Lock Themselves In Police Van

Bruce Mikells — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 11:51:01 +0000

As I have stated many times in this space I admire the men and women who protect us from ourselves in the field of law enforcement. I would imagine if you sat down with anyone who has served in law enforcement you could get a lifetime of stories in just a few minutes. This is one of those stories where the police work was easier than expected. When the two guys who were breaking the law captured themselves.

Hey Man, You're Smoking! Bank Robbers Pants Explode [video]

Bruce Mikells — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 12:30:06 +0000

In this day and age of mass media, Internet connections on every street corner and 24 cable news it's hard to believe but some people still don't know they put exploding dye packs in with the money when you rob a bank. Such is the case in this video.