Stupid Crooks

Crook Calls 911 On Himself
I have never been good at games that require hiding and seeking. I don't like Easter egg hunts because they remind me of looking for my lost car keys, so as you can imagine a life as a burglar is not in the cards for me. Neither is such a life for a young man who, in the middle of robbing …
Cops Sack Sock Pot
What is that old bit on Saturday Night Live, the one where the guy is always talking about "you can put your weed in it". Well I guess some people, those who aren't among the sharpest tools in the shed, listened to that corny comic advice and tried to escape the long arm of th…