They are a pleasure to most men and can be a pain to women who live with them. Yes, I am talking about breasts; specifically the ones of the larger variety.

Look fellas, I totally understand that a woman with large goods can be intriguing and nice to look at (just never stare too long). However, try living with them. It isn't easy at all. First things first, we tend to run in to a few issues, including:

  • There are many shirts or dresses, especially ones with open backs, that we just cannot wear. Big breasts usually require a bra, and these articles of clothing do not work well with these gizmos.
  • Button up shirts can make a woman with larger goods reveal a little too much.
  • Crumbs are our worst enemy.
  • No, we are not rubbing our chests on you. They are simply there and we cannot do anything about it.
  • Jumping can be a challenge.

Now, I am not going to go into specific sizes. There is no need. What I will say is that they can be painful as well. Believe it or not, the bigger a woman's breasts, the more likely she is to have back and neck problems. Just think about it, an extra 2 to 5 pounds just hanging there. Ouch!

I have saved the best part for last. I am sure you have seen the memes on social media about a woman taking off her bra being the best part of her day. This is 100% the truth. It is almost the equivalent to you men coming home after work and taking off your boots for the first time. That feeling of freedom we love so much, yes, this is that moment.

Guys, I simply wanted to educate those who were not aware of these facts. Women have actually become very clever with finding ways to mask their large breasts, but they can still be a pain. We appreciate that you find them appealing. Just keep in mind that, just like running out of beer, this can become a problem.

I think I should go back to school to be an educator. Anyway, have a lovely day Dawgs!

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