Thief Caught With Steak in His Pants
Is that a steak in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Florida police have arrested 31 year old Daniel Ashley for trying to sneak out with not one, but FOUR steaks, and some candles, in his pants from a local supermarket. Sounds like he wanted a romantic dinner, but just didn’t have the cash on him. Try the Dollar menu, next time, man.