Train Wreck Set to Appear in First Post Rehab Film

I know that is very disrespectful of me to call Lindsay Lohan a train wreck. Thousands of innocent people have lost their lives in train wrecks and for us to compare the events of their passing to this flaming ball of inflated celebrity gas is just not right. If you lost a loved one in a train wreck I am sorry. If you are Lindsay Lohan you are sorry, but you still make headlines and folks still want to know what your no-talent backside is up to. So here you go, let's all go dumpster diving and find out what Ms Thang is up to now!

The plot line for Escaping the Game seems right up Lindsay's alley. "It's about celebs who become very famous and can't take it," Folks explains. Several fake their own deaths and create a new life for themselves on a remote island. Lohan's role would be as an investigator who is hired to get to the bottom of their disappearances.

I do hope the rehab sticks for Lindsay this time. There are thousands of people that would love to have one of the chances she has been given to get better but alas, you can't get sober until you are ready to get humble and I don't see that coming any time soon.

(via EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Lindsay Lohan Lines Up First Post-Rehab Movie | Radar Online.)