Soccer fans will tell you that soccer or, futbol, is the world's most popular sport. To me, watching soccer is the athletic equivelant of watching Spam, the meat product, decompose. I know it's a great sport. I know a lot of people play it and enjoy watching but it seems very low on action.

The most interesting part of a soccer match is watching the actors, or players, pretend to be hurt so they can get a free kick. I think I have found a sport that will make all of us happy. The soccer fans and the non-fans such as myself can now enjoy Taser Ball!

This is a real sport. It combines the skill and cunning of soccer, the rugged toughness of rugby and football and the electronic technology of a taser! Who wouldn't have hours of fun sitting in the stands watching the paramedics carry lifeless bodies on and off the field!