My wife told me we need to communicate better. How could it be any better she talks and I grunt or nod at what I think is the appropriate time. We should all take time to listen and understand each other, but since we are guys and y'all are women that probably won't happen until after the..uh..well it's going to be a while. So why not celebrate the differences and have a laugh on us ladies, we can't help it if all of these are true.

"I'm getting more exercise lately."

Really means...

"The batteries in the remote are dead."