Woman Busted for Hiding Drugs in Her Fake Butt

Poor Jill Roy. The 33-year-old from Buzzards Bay, Massachusetts suffers from no junk in her trunk, despite working at the local Dunkin' Donuts.

So to combat this dilemna, Jill decided she'd go ahead and get her a gluteus maximus prosthetic, aka a fake butt.

Jill was pulled over a few weeks ago by the police, and as she was standing near a cop, a bag of marijuana she'd hidden in her fake butt fell out of her pant leg. So the cops took her into the station and searched her.

During the search, a female cop noticed the fake butt and asked her to take it off. And when she did, there was even more "junk" up in her fake trunk. There were painkillers and a bag of heroin hidden in it.

As you would imagine, Jill was hit with several felony and misdemeanor narcotic charges.