Your Chance to Buy Michael Jackson’s Likeness in Bird Poop on a Windshield

Just when you think you've seen it all, something like this appears:

Did you catch what the image is supposed to be? Evidently, according to a guy from Chicago named Brandon Tudor, this is bird poop from his windshield that is the image of Michael Jackson. (There's a black or white joke in there somewhere but I'll leave it alone.)

Does it look like the King of Pop to you? And if so, does this posthumously make him the King of Poop??

The owner of this piece of art tried auctioning off the whole windshield on Ebay. The starting bid was set for $500 and as of yesterday when the auction ended, you guessed it, there were zero bids.

But there is a Facebook page where you can buy all sorts of memorabilia featuring the MJ bird poop. Just incredible!