I'm just an average man with an average life. Oh, wait. That's already been used in a song. Anyway, I'm a Lafayette native, graduate of Beau Chêne High School and Princeton University, and a lifelong (mostly suffering) New Orleans Saints fan. Growing up, I wanted to be the world heavyweight champion. I've at least attained heavyweight status. I've been told that if I were a wrestler, I'd be called the "Hot Mess Express."
Ian Auzenne
Santa Gives Update On Christmas Preps
We were fortunate enough to have Santa take a few minutes of his time and call us from his North Pole workshop this evening to give us an update on his progress.
Man Throws Ax At Train; Gets Comeuppance
Here's an honorable mention for the 2018 Darwin Award.
In The Au-Zone: The 5 Worst Wrestling-Related Songs Of All-Time
Pro wrestling and music go together like peanut butter and jelly. Unfortunately, not all of wrestling's musical ventures have been successful.
IceGators Dominate Havoc For Second Straight Win
HUNTSVILLE, Ala.--The Louisiana IceGators have struggled all season to put together a solid, consistent effort throughout an entire game.
Friday night, those struggles were nowhere to be found.
The IceGators manhandled the Huntsville Havoc, scoring three second period goals en route to a 6-1 victory..…
Friday night, those struggles were nowhere to be found.
The IceGators manhandled the Huntsville Havoc, scoring three second period goals en route to a 6-1 victory..…
IceFlyers Hold Off IceGators
LAFAYETTE, La.--The Pensacola IceFlyers still have the Louisiana IceGators’ number.
The IceFlyers scored three second-period goals--two of them on a power play--en route to a 3-2 victory over the Louisiana IceGators. Corey Banfield led the team with a goal and an assist...
The IceFlyers scored three second-period goals--two of them on a power play--en route to a 3-2 victory over the Louisiana IceGators. Corey Banfield led the team with a goal and an assist...
Hauswirth Lifts IceGators Past Cottonmouths In OT
LAFAYETTE, La.--Jake Hauswirth’s drought is over.
After going six weeks and 16 games without scoring, Hauswirth recorded his biggest goal of the season, going top shelf 31 seconds into overtime to give the Louisiana IceGators a 3-2 victory over the Columbus Cottonmouths...
After going six weeks and 16 games without scoring, Hauswirth recorded his biggest goal of the season, going top shelf 31 seconds into overtime to give the Louisiana IceGators a 3-2 victory over the Columbus Cottonmouths...
IceGators Lose In Heartbreaking Fashion To RiverKings
LAFAYETTE, La.--If the Louisiana IceGators could turn back time, they’d like to rewind Thursday night and replay their game against the Mississippi RiverKings.
The IceGators gave an error-filled performance in the Cajundome that culminated with the RiverKings’ Linden B…
The IceGators gave an error-filled performance in the Cajundome that culminated with the RiverKings’ Linden B…
Havoc Win Second Straight Against IceGators
LAFAYETTE, La.--An Allstate Insurance slogan sums up the Louisiana IceGators’ weekend.
Mayhem is everywhere.
The Macon Mayhem certainly covered every corner of the ice Sunday afternoon, scoring four consecutive goals en route to a 4-1 victory over the IceGators in the Cajundome...
Mayhem is everywhere.
The Macon Mayhem certainly covered every corner of the ice Sunday afternoon, scoring four consecutive goals en route to a 4-1 victory over the IceGators in the Cajundome...
Mayhem Runs Wild Against IceGators
The Louisiana IceGators battled the post-Christmas blues Saturday night in the Cajundome.
Pensacola Holds On To Beat IceGators In Shootout
LAFAYETTE, La.--For the second night in a row, the Louisiana IceGators reached a shootout, but the second verse was not the same as the first.
The IceGators shot themselves in the foot multiple times in regulation, especially in power play situations, to fall to the Pensacola IceFlyers 4-3...
The IceGators shot themselves in the foot multiple times in regulation, especially in power play situations, to fall to the Pensacola IceFlyers 4-3...